Checkmate!

Board games are fun for all ages, they claim,
So it's off with the TV, and on with a game.
As we get the board and prepare to play chess,
We're both in a mood that we want to undress. Thus, a provision we're mutually makin'...
We'll gradually strip while our pieces are taken.
Strip Chess, of course, is a break from convention
That leads to an outcome I don't need to mention.
Right from the get-go, the merriment proves
That this game's gonna have lots of interesting moves.
Of course, you're the king, and I'm queen of the house,
And your royal intent is to open my blouse Open my legs in the process, as well,
And you'll get what you're wanting, it's easy to tell.
Just for the record, between me and you,
The prize that you crave is the one I want, too!
Our thirst for what follows immensely increases
As we're spinning stories with all of the pieces.
The banter between us can't help but excite
As we're planning to have an exceptional knight. Chess pieces give us a good opportunity
To talk about love and the subject of unity.
We both mention flames that we've had in the past,
And even those times when the love didn't last.
We all play the pawn at some point in our life
Before we're promoted to husband or wife.
The dating machine was a madhouse of suitors,
With me watching butts while you checked out the hooters. While physical charm can be potent, indeed,
There's something 'upstairs' that you certainly need.
One shouldn't think about hopping in bed
'Til they like what resides in the other one's head.
Mental attraction's a powerful potion
That's always intrinsic to long-term devotion.
But if you're too reckless, there's no need for shame,
'Cause sometimes, you're rooked in the course of the game.

This foreplay is fanning our urges so fast
That you're starting to wonder how long you can last.
But patience is key in a game of this sort,
As it helps in improving our skill at the sport.

The ultimate payoff is far more sublime
When the goal is delayed for a matter of time.
Indeed, you admit that your orgasm's stronger
When you let the game last a little bit longer.
Regardless which side of the chess board we're sitting,
We have to acknowledge how horny we're getting.
As pieces are taken, I'm stripped to my scanties.
I'm dropping my bra, leaving only my panties.

Distracted as such, as I'm largely undressed,
Your eyes wander off from the board to my chest.
Bustlines, it seems, really stoke the desire.
Your spark of attraction breaks into a fire.

I'm flattered, of course, as the moments are dwindling,
That watching my boobs is such powerful kindling.
You start to succumb to your privileged perspective,
Despite that a checkmate is still the objective.

You're checking my mates with the eyes of a hawk.
I see the response in your crotch as you gawk.
The shorts you're still wearing aren't hiding the proof
As your hardened erection is 'raising the roof.'

Now, in effort to forfeit the game,
You're making a move that's incredibly lame.
I watch as you're making a boneheaded move
That our bud Bobby Fischer would never approve.

Moving your king to a space in the open,
I checkmate your piece in the way you'd been hopin'.
Driven, of course, by your hunger to score,
You've shortened the match by an hour or more.

You're bowing toward me, and I curtsy instead,
Then we rush like the dickens to hop into bed.
Good thing the bishop approves what we're doing,
'Cause we always need his approval for screwing.

With queen-given sanction, I launch the attack,
And hover quite nimbly while you're on your back.
I take in the prize that I desperately need,
And I note that your bounty is king-size, indeed.

You're very intrigued by the grace of it all
As I carefully rise and methodically fall.
You're hoping as king that I'm not gonna stop,
'Cause you always enjoy when I ride you on top.
You get your release by the usual means
As you're placing your hands to my breathtaking queens.
We may never know why the knight is a horse,
But we love the result of the evening, of course.